From LGA Press – Vietnamese adoptee Jared Rehberg was recently announced as the Director of the Colorado based Vietnamese Heritage Camp. The multi-talented Rebherg, a long time supporter of the camp and a Land of Gazillion Adoptees contributor, is an obvious choice, said an unnamed source. Fame seeker Kevin Ost-Vollmers of Minnesota agreed. “Jared is, you know, like, totally just a really cool dude and he’s super good at a lot of stuff. He has awesome shoes, too. And he’s pretty.”
The major US adoption agencies could not be reached for comment since the announcement has no impact on their budgets. Rumor has it that they’re also under the illusion adoptees never grow up.